Focused on ROI and the bottom line he fights for free enterprise and keeps working capital at work...
In the mysterious towers of business and commerce lives this dark hero. Intensely focused on ROI and the bottom line, fighting for free enterprise he keeps working capital at work. Mighty with the ledger or balance sheet, he can approve or deny a disbursement in an instant. If displeased, premiums increase, debt instruments become instruments of torture, and field audits rain down like order tickets on the stock exchange floor.
moneybags, loot suit, bean counter, the wall street kid
Unearthly financial dexterity; loophole creation; fuzzy math and figure fudging; money bunny attraction
Social situations; irrational exuberance; due diligence; depreciation; natural sunlight
“Cash is King - and pennies count!”
"If you can count your money, you don't have enough."
“Never lend any money to anybody unless they don't need it.”
WEAPONRY & ACCESSORIES:
MoneyMan is equipped with 6 accessories (weapons of finance):
Finance-O-Vision: converts all visual sensory input into facts and figuresCALCULATOR
Transforms imaginary numbers into reality, through top secret financial fudge factorsBUNDLE OF CASH
Super-weapon of choice; solve any problem by an appropriate application of cold, hard cashBRIEFCASE
Secret document storage vault, also doubles as extra-large lunch box or loot bagPIGGY BANK
Accumulator of petty cash and backup savings account; becomes projectile in in-the-red ragePAPER SHREDDER
Cost effectively makes things disappear; AKA evidence eliminator