MoneyMan Action Figure

Meet MoneyMan

In the mysterious towers of business and commerce lives this dark hero. Intensely focused on ROI and the bottom line, fighting for free enterprise he keeps working capital at work. Mighty with the ledger or balance sheet, he can approve or deny a disbursement in an instant. If displeased, premiums increase, debt instruments become instruments of torture, and field audits rain down like order tickets on the stock exchange floor.

CODE NAME:

MoneyMan

AKA:

moneybags, loot suit, bean counter, the wall street kid

SUPER POWERS:

Unearthly financial dexterity; loophole creation; fuzzy math and figure fudging; money bunny attraction

VULNERABILITIES:

Social situations; irrational exuberance; due diligence; depreciation; natural sunlight

CATCHPHRASES:

“Cash is King - and pennies count!”
"If you can count your money, you don't have enough."
“Never lend any money to anybody unless they don't need it.”

WEAPONRY & ACCESSORIES:

MoneyMan is equipped with 6 accessories (weapons of finance):

Finance-O-Vision: converts all visual sensory input into facts and figures

Transforms imaginary numbers into reality, through top secret financial fudge factors

Super-weapon of choice; solve any problem by an appropriate application of cold, hard cash

Secret document storage vault, also doubles as extra-large lunch box or loot bag

Accumulator of petty cash and backup savings account; becomes projectile in in-the-red rage

Cost effectively makes things disappear; AKA evidence eliminator