From poetry to proverbs to pop culture, it seems that money is just as fun to talk about as it is to spend. For those with thin wallets and empty pockets, the savory sounds of money talk may be sweetest all of. Here we present a collection of money quotes and banking sayings for those with a lust for money in the vault of their hearts. Lookin' to see your 2 cents on our list? If you're famous and your quote's appeared in life's ledger, write heidi (at) happyworker (dot) com.

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"The yummy financial feast in a can..."

Got the money munchies? If you're peckish for porky profits, now you can take a bite out of your accountant without being branded a corporate cannibal.

One can of Pork n' Bean Counters contains all the yummy financial nutrients you need to make it through the business day. So invite your banker and accountant, grab a spoon, spork or use your pens as chopsticks and dig in! (Warning: not to be eaten in conjunction with Cash-Lax.)