Top 10 Happy Workin' Office Hairstyles


Your 'do says a lot about what you do - in the office, that is.  

From stylish, to edgy, to practical, your office hairstyle helps create your workplace image and distinguishes you from your cubicle colleagues. Convert your office into a barber shop to try out these top looks.

Bowl cut hairstyle10. Bowl Cut - You don't need an in-office stylist to perform this cut.  Just grab a bowl from the lunchroom!






Toupee Hairstyle9. Toupee - Warms working heads when the air conditioner is broken







Cerremonial Wig Hairstyle8. Cerremonial Wigs - Immediately increases your social status in the office






Cornrows Hairstyles7. Cornrows - Add a braid each time the company share price doubles!






Rattail Hairstyle6. Rattail - Decreases the risk of catching your long tendrals in the paper shredder






Mohawk Hairstyle5. Mohawk - Reduces hair-telephone conflict; maintained with common storage room item: white glue






Side Ponytail Hairstyle4. Side Ponytail - Creating equilibrium, it helps reduce neck crampage from answering phones






Combover Hairstyle3. Comb Over - If imitation is a form of flattery, then you’ll be Employee of the Month to your balding boss

 





Beehive Hairstyle2. Bee Hive - Use it for storage of commonly misplaced office supplies, like pens, scissors and rulers






Mullet Hairstyle1. Mullet - Business in the front – party in the back. Nuff said






Workers from different ethnic backgrounds targetted for hair discrimination in the workplace.

For more pics and how-to's for more corporate cuts and do's, check out Wikipedia Hairstyles and Hairdo Hairstyles

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