Please do NOT Feed or Tease Workers
The workers may appear friendly and docile, but don’t let their productive behaviors fool you.
Poking or feeding treats to the workers will not only cruelly excite them, but will also give desperate employees a temporary sense of workplace joy. Take special care to avoid cubicles during overtime and keep tasty treats far from worker eyes and noses. Most importantly, never stop by the office during a day off on vacation to taunt the workers... stressed out employees have also been known to chew through their cubicles to attack unsuspecting onlookers.
* Post at cubicle farm entrance or outside cubicles of erratic and unpredictable workers