FBeware the many hugs, cuddles and tickles of this lovable momstrosity!
Mom, you amaze me with all the things you do.
Is it the eyes you have in the back of your head?
Do you have as many arms as an octopus?
Are there rockets in your shoes?
Do you keep a giant pile of cue cards in your pocket,
with all the right things to say?
Do you strap heating packs to your arms,
to make your hugs extra warm?
Can you slow down time with a magic clock,
to fit all your tasks into one day?
Whatever your secret it, it's safe with me.
All I know is I'm the luckiest kid there could ever be!