Biohazard at the Happy Worker Office
Everyone knows that happiness can be contagious. Experts say it can start out small, even with just a slight smirk or gentle guffaw. But then BAM! - all of a sudden, a full blown smile erupts and an office-wide happy pandemic is just a few cheery people away.
To prevent merry infections and infestations of happy humans, we believe smiles should be treated as biological hazards. Post this sign wherever groups of people congregate, and warn against the danger of transferring this highly cheerful and communicable condition.
* Post inside kitchen area, on office fridge, near cube farms or in board / meeting rooms