The best solution I’ve ever heard for the childhood obesity epidemic: add weights to toys. But why stop with kids? Our patent-pending suggestions for obesity fighting at the office may be coming soon to a cubicle near you:
- the 10 pound phone receiver - tone your biceps and neck, while reducing wasted phone gossip
- a 25 pound laptop - turn a commute into a workout, while reusing really old technology
- the really heavy lead necktie - converts head nodding or shaking into exercise and reduces oxygen consumption, thus saving on expensive office plants
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