Kris Schantz

Kris's Bio

Baby photo of KrisKris was born and raised in Calgary, and as he grew up, he never grew out of his toys. Over the years Kris played trumpet, piano and drums... and even went to band camp. Several times. He enjoys hiking, except when he gets marooned on mountain peaks overnight. Kris loves learning and is intrigued by pretty much everything.

Code Name: Mr. Happy Worker (aka Taskmaster)

Super Powers: Is Always Right; Bad pun making; Super tasks juggler; Crazy ideas generator; Problem zapper; Just-in-time timeliness; Idealistic optimism

Vulnerabilities: Junk food, Bad movies, Pizza, Random acts of kindness, unnecessary apologizing

Junk Foods: Gummi bears, gummi worms, gummi coke bottles, gummi fruits, gummi fish, gummi berries, chocolate bars (all), jalapeno chips, jello, chocolate chip cookies, pop, ice cream floats, doughnuts, chocolate cake, and, well, you get the picture.

Quotes: "If it's easy to do, it's not worth doing"
"You can do it!"
"That's not a problem."

Past Toys: Lego, Transformers, He-Man, G.I. Joe, most board games, Atari

Previous Jobs: Web product manager, mad science guy (chemistry research assistant), pizza dough maker, farm hand, paperboy

"Education": B. Sc. in Biochemistry, McGill University



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