Finance-O-Vision: converts all visual sensory input into facts and figures

Transforms imaginary numbers into reality, through top secret financial fudge factors

Super-weapon of choice; solve any problem by an appropriate application of cold, hard cash

Secret document storage vault, also doubles as extra-large lunch box or loot bag

Accumulator of petty cash and backup savings account; becomes projectile in in-the-red rage

Cost effectively makes things disappear; AKA evidence eliminator