Here Comes Overtime
(to the tune of "Here Comes Santa Claus")
Working Christmas Eve? Here Comes Santa Claus flying out of the filing cabinet to deliver you this new
Bloody Hell (The Copier is Jammed)
(to the tune of "Jingle Bells")
Ever notice how the office photocopier manages to jam at 4:50pm every Friday? That's no coincidence… Bloody Hell will help you and your staff release that pent up office equipment-induced rage, while honoring our paper-eating friend, the office photocopier.
Walkin’ down the hall, papers in my hand,
I open up the door, and say hello to Stan. (“Hi Stan!”)
But something is amiss, I see it on his face,
And then I hear that awful sound, and there is no mistake…
Bloody Hell! Bloody Hell! The copier is jammed!
If I can’t get these done by four, I know I will be canned!
Bloody Hell! Bloody Hell! The copier is jammed!
Last time I tried to fix this thing, I almost lost my hand!
The tech guy has gone home, Stan’s crying on the floor,
He’s on thin ice for doing this, a million times before.
It’s his own fault I guess. He really shouldn’t try…
To photocopy on whiteboard, “it’s jammed, I wonder why?”
Bloody Hell! Bloody Hell! The copier is jammed!
If I can’t get these done by four, I know I will be canned!
Bloody Hell! Bloody Hell! The copier is jammed!
Last time I tried to fix this thing, I almost lost my hand!
It’s ten to four right now, and nothing has been done…
Co-workers pass and smile at me, they think I’m having fun?
I better call my wife, and tell her I’ll be late,
‘Cause carbon paper takes an hour, just to separate
Bloody Hell! Bloody Hell! The copier is jammed!
Tomorrow I’ll be outta work, thanks to that moron Stan!
Bloody Hell! Bloody Hell! The copier is jammed!
I hate this dumb job anyway, perhaps I’ll start a band?
